yanderegal:

chickensandwich:

chickensandwich:

if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel

i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst. 

don’t back out now u pussy

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robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

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roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

  • HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
  • GO FAST
  • NEVER USE BRAKES
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nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

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ariverperson:

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

the mayonnaise one omg

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(Source: pizzaboats)

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only-watching-for-the-eyesex:

Olivia…fucking…Wilde

(Source: sexyyuglyy)

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